A visit to Podunk

So, the girls and I took a ride into town after the rain cleared out and found a cute little park downtown with swings (I love a swing) and a gazebo over the water and at least a dozen HUGE white pelicans with pointy yellow beaks. So cool!

I stopped for gas and spotted a real estate office next door so I popped over and went in. My parents are coming to visit next month and I thought I'd see if there were any vacancies in my complex for them.

Do they have a pay-yut?
What?
Do they have a pay-yut?
 I'm sorry, what?
Do. They. Have. a Paaay-Yut?
A pay-yut? Excuse me, what's a pay-yut?

Yew know, lahk a dawg or a cay-yut.

Oooooohhhhhhhh, a pay-yut!  Yes, they have a dawg.

Ahm sorry, we don't accept pay-yuts.