Just wanted to give a shout out to my peeps in Key Largo. We had so much fun at Bayside on Friday. Quite the send off. Thank you, Lu and Tom, for footing my bill! I am so lucky to have such wonderful friends. For those of you who have been curious about Gloria's man, here he is in all of his glory (or should I say in all of his gloria!)

I swear I am not making this up!

So, I thought cool, I'll kill two birds and get stoned (or however that quaint saying goes). I will visit my nephew, Josh, for a few days and rent a place where the girls and I can get some exercise and unwind from the drive, not some generic motel where they have to be on leashes.

The place I rented sight unseen is sort of Alfred Hitchcock Goes Down on the Farm. It is in the countryside outside of Mercersburg. Beautiful setting BUT then you have the house. How many words do I need? Just one: creepy. Well, ok, here's another: filthy.  Here it is:

(cue scary psycho freddy krueger music)

Lucy and Sophie are a bit freaked out too - not so much by the house but by what's in the front yard. Check it out:

Lucy's eyes bugged out of her head when one of these ladies mooed!

And the piece de resistance? Just a quarter mile down the road? Yup, you got it:

A snake handler church!!!!!!!

I will stay here one night and then we'll see.  Hmmmm, which of the 12 or so shabby bedrooms shall I choose? The one with the motheaten Barbie bedspread or the one with horse hair sprouting out of the mattress? Or hold on, how about the one with Jack Nickolson gripping the knife behind the door; the twins? I could go on . . . )

Oh, also forgot to say, there is a squeaky door to the attic, probably where the blood sucking zombies hang out. Did I go up? hell no!

Death of a Coconut, starring Sophie the Psycho Dog

GET READY:

GO:

DROP:

ROLL:

IN FOR THE KILL:

WHACKO!!

OK, I should play catch up here. I got my stitches out on Friday and can use both hands to type again.
Thanks again to Sarah and the kids and here are some pics that should have gone with that post. (oooo, I hated that sling. When I got my stitches out, I handed it to the nurse and asked her to throw it away and my doctor said, kind of like burning your bra . . . ) Here I am with the lovely Miss G.

Here is the fabulous Seth, so SWEET!

and, lastly, I title this "Cool Chicks"

 So glad I got to kiss you all good bye last night but better break out the Vitamin C because I woke up with my left eye glued shut and lots of crud in my lungs. Lots of love and I'm off for points north this morning. toodles

I would like to go on the record here: Jon Edwards is disgusting sub-human pig slime and Rielle Hunter is a home wrecking slut with no moral fiber or integrity and a total lack of regard for other women.

That is all.


Oh, and I mean that in the kindest possible way

So, I had to go to the big city on business and it was like being on a different planet. Suits, pantyhose and high heels. I totally felt like a keys critter and let me tell you, I would rather open a vein than be in their shoes (so to speak).  haha  Anyhoo, I stayed overnight at Hollywood Beach which was fun. Beautiful beach lined with high rises. I spent the evening with Len who is just the sweetest and kindest (and gives a good haircut!) He has the cutest little house in Hollywood and some of the most beautiful orchids I've ever seen. Thumb? Green!